Chapter 6: The First Encounter with Beauty (2)
Seeing the four people in a state of panic, he felt even more pleased and said: "Boy's feces, boy's feces, eating it will surely give you a son. Come on, those who want a chubby little boy, hurry over to taste it. Today, I'm in a good mood, everything is free." As he spoke, he bent over, making it look as if he was really about to defecate.
Ren Tianqi took a knife and wrapped it around himself, thinking that his appearance today was quite intimidating and should not be wasted. There were nearly a hundred bowls waiting to be compensated. He then said, "I will definitely return this shirt to you another day, but I have no money for medical treatment. Could you introduce me to a doctor who does not charge?"
Ma Huajiao, proud of her beauty, was over forty years old, yet she maintained herself so well that she appeared to be just over thirty. The one thing she could not tolerate in her life was anyone saying she was old. However, this young man had the audacity to call her old twice in one breath, and his previous remarks were equally unpleasant. She was so enraged that her face changed, and she kept nodding her head, saying: "Fine, fine, Bai Fangfang's whore of a mouth is rotten, and I didn't expect her to raise a little bastard just like herself. I want to see just how tough your mouth can be." With that, she waved her hand and said: "Give this little bastard a severe lesson."
He then took out three pieces of broken silver from his bosom, carefully handing them to his palm with a pointed hand, saying: "This is all I have, brother. I hope you can understand, please take this to see a doctor."
The horse flower behind him, along with several thugs, exchanged glances, unable to believe that this boy, merely in his teens, was as unyielding as iron
Since Ren Tianqi was captured and brought here, his two eyes have not been idle, lying on the ground motionless, fixated on Zhu Jiangxian's face. The two are so close that he can see her delicate features glistening like dew, her waist swaying like a willow. A gentle breeze brushes by, faintly carrying the fragrance of the young girl, and it seems that his body no longer hurts as much.
The thug walked up to Ma Huajiao and forcefully threw Ren Tianqi to the ground, saying: "Boss lady, this is the kid from outside."
Ren Tianqi has been insulted as an ugly monster at least 8,000 to 10,000 times. He had grown accustomed to it, but for some reason, today, when he was called an ugly monster in front of that light beauty, a surge of anger ignited within him. In a fit of rage, he couldn't help but shout: "Who is the ugly monster? I say you are nothing but an old hag, ridden by thousands and slept with by tens of thousands."
The thug stood up, momentarily filled with shame and anger, and shouted: "You little pup, once I catch you, you will be in for it." He also hugged the tree trunk and began to climb, but only made it halfway when something heavy struck his head. Suddenly, the world spun around him, stars danced before his eyes, and he lost his grip, tumbling back to the ground, rolling and groaning. Meanwhile, the one above, holding a freshly broken branch, laughed and said: "Big pup, if you want to climb up here, you have no chance."
Circumventing the house, I arrived at the front door, where Ma Huajiao, Zhu Jiangxian, and Liu Pozi were standing on the steps outside, waiting.
Ma Huajiao immediately burst into a fit of laughter, saying: "Haha, so you are not a petty thief, but rather a bold little lecher. A grotesque creature like you still dares to covet a swan, how amusing, truly amusing."
Upon seeing such a child, around ten years old, surrounded and beaten by four adult men, Ma Huajiao was not only taken aback but also felt a surge of horror as the child not only refrained from begging for mercy but instead laughed out loud. Gritting her teeth, she said, "You little bastard, you really don't want to live anymore, laughing like that at a time like this."
Ren Tianqi's face is quite distinctive. Although Ma Huajiao has only seen him once or twice, upon closer inspection, she recognized him and said: "This seems to be the little servant from the courtyard of that scoundrel with the surname Bai."
Ren Tianqi said: "No one called me here; I came of my own accord"
After a while, Ren Tianqi was already feeling faint and on the verge of losing consciousness, yet an inexplicable surge of wild energy arose within him. Suddenly, he burst into laughter, appearing to be in an extraordinarily joyful state
Then Ma Huajiao glanced sideways at Ren Tianqi's lower body and couldn't help but laugh, saying: "You little bastard who hasn't even grown a few hairs, your mouth is quite tough. I ask you, what did that wretched Bai Fangfang ask you to come to my courtyard to steal?"
Ren Tianqi took the opportunity to climb up the tree, bare-bottomed, standing on a branch, clapping and singing: "Bastard, bastard, your butt has fallen into eight and a half pieces"
Ren Tianqi also knew when to stop while the going was good. He cupped his fists and expressed his gratitude a couple of times. Looking around, he noticed many courtesans and guests were staring in this direction, so he raised his voice and said: "Brothers, you have all witnessed my tragic encounter. The illnesses afflicting the girls of 'Juyanfang' are indeed numerous. Please be cautious, and should you happen to contract anything in the future, do not blame me for not having warned you."
Ren Tianqi straightened his chest and declared loudly: "I am not here to steal; I am here to observe people"
Ren Tianqi pointed at Zhu Jiangxian, who had turned her back, and said: "It is her. Just now, I saw her looking beautiful in the sedan chair, so I came in to take a look."
Ren Tianqi spoke in a sharp voice, "I am asking you whether you feel wronged or not. Who told you to flatter me? Forget it, forget it. If I die from this illness alone, it is truly lonely. I see that you are a decent person, so today I will pass this illness on to you. At least we can have each other for company on the road to the underworld, and it will be livelier to chat a bit." As he spoke, he leaned closer to him.
The four thugs had just been mocked by Tianqi, and they were already filled with rage. They all charged at him, delivering a flurry of punches and kicks. Tianqi rolled on the ground, but he covered his private parts with his hands. Having spent a long time in the brothel, he placed particular importance on that part of his body
Since the Sui Dynasty, the tea house industry in Sichuan has flourished. In order to attract customers, the owners of tea houses would invite some street performers to share interesting stories and legends from around the world. Sometimes, even the spirits would sneak out at night to listen. These tales were heard from the storytellers, and according to his character, he was someone who would not suffer losses in front of others. However, with a light beauty present, how could he allow himself to appear spineless? Thus, he spoke such words to maintain appearances. These tales were heard from the storytellers, and according to his character, he was someone who would not suffer losses in front of others. However, with a light beauty present, how could he allow himself to appear spineless? Thus, he spoke such words to maintain appearances
The short and stout man quickly took off his silk robe and handed it to him, saying: "Little brother, you take this to cover your body first"
The short and stout man, upon hearing that he had a venereal disease, took another look at his face, which was covered in red spots and tainted with foul blood. It indeed resembled the condition, and he was immediately so frightened that his hands and feet went weak. Trembling, he said: "Young... sir, at such a young age, you are able to come here to indulge in the company of young ladies. Truly, truly, this... this shows that ambition is not limited by age. Young talents, I admire you greatly."
Ma Huajiao let out a sound of "Oh" and said: "Then what do you want to steal this time?"
Ren Tianqi Dao: "Damn it, I came to this 'Juyanfang' to have fun with the girls, and ended up catching a venereal disease. I wanted to ask Ma Huajiao for some money to treat it, but she had me beaten up like this. Even the pants I bought for ten taels of silver were taken away by her. Tell me, am I not wronged"
Ren Tianqi turned his gaze and said: "Alright, but I have lost my pants, and wandering around like this is truly embarrassing. You need to think of a way for me."
He hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Stop, stop, don't kill him, carry this little brat back."
Several henchmen rushed forward, each searching for stones to throw with all their might. At this moment, Tianqi could no longer feel any joy. Unable to dodge in the tree, his body suffered greatly. Before long, a bruise appeared on his forehead, and there were several painful contusions on his waist and thighs. As for the sensitive area between his legs, had it not been for Tianqi's focused protection, it would likely have been injured severely.
After a while, Tian Qi could no longer endure it and said: "Alright, alright, stop throwing, stop throwing, I surrender, I surrender."
As he suddenly darted away, it instead reminded Tianqi that he had just become the leader of the rascally youth in the entire Hezhou City. Returning like this, completely bare, was truly too embarrassing. Gathering all his strength, he quickly approached the short, stout man, seized his collar, and glared at him, saying: "You also came to 'Juyanfang' to solicit the girls, didn't you?"
He was covered in wounds, walking through the garden with his lower body exposed. Just then, a middle-aged, short and stout man dressed in a colorful brocade robe and a blue silk long gown was approaching, holding a young woman. Upon seeing this strange sight, he was greatly startled and quickly stepped aside.
The two turtle men naturally knew that the proprietress was in the backyard. They exchanged a glance and could not help but stop in their tracks. Taking advantage of the hesitation of the two turtle men, Ren Tianqi had already exited the "Juyan Fang".
Zhu Jiangxian, still an innocent maiden, saw this disheveled and grotesque boy exposing his lower body. She was instantly filled with shame, her face turning bright red. However, when she inadvertently caught sight of him staring intently at her, she was taken aback and promptly turned away, no longer glancing in his direction.
Ma Huajiao was taken aback and asked, "Who? What person?"
Ren Tianqi said, "I won't come down, I absolutely refuse to come down." As he spoke, he struggled to break free and climb upwards, but the other person was tall and strong, leaving him unable to move. In a moment of desperation, he freed one hand, yanked at his belt, and his pants fell off, revealing his two snow-white but slightly swollen buttocks. This sudden action caused the assailant, who was holding a book, to lose his grip and fall backward, landing on the ground with a loud "Ouch!" The pants had fallen off, exposing his two snow-white but slightly swollen buttocks, and this sudden action caused the assailant, who was holding a book, to lose his grip and fall backward, landing on the ground with a loud "Ouch!"
As he spoke, he noticed that the guests displayed some signs of fear on their faces, realizing that this would somewhat affect Ma Huajiao's business. Feeling a slight sense of relief, he walked outside. In the hall, two waiters came over upon seeing someone daring to disrupt the business. Ren Tianqi had already noticed them and shouted, "If you want to keep me here, go ask your boss's wife in the back courtyard; I just came from her."
Upon seeing the other three henchmen gathered under the tree, he shouted loudly: "Look at my treasure, little grandpa." As he spoke, he leaned forward, and a stream of hot urine came gushing down. The four henchmen were caught off guard, unable to dodge in time, and they were all hit by his "urine darts" on their heads and bodies, leaving them damp and quite unpleasant.
Without needing her to give orders, the several thugs behind her had already split into two groups, encircling the room. Ren Tianqi realized the situation was dire; disregarding the pain in his backside, he attempted to climb the nearby wall. However, the wall was quite high, and he could not ascend it in time. In a moment of desperation, he decided to climb an old locust tree. Just as he had made it halfway up, one of the thugs arrived and grabbed his pant leg, saying, "Little pup, come down here."
The short and stout man was even more terrified, shaking his head repeatedly and saying: "I am not amiable, I am not amiable, I am very fierce, very fierce. Don't call me Wang Laohu, I also don't like to talk. Three hammer strikes won't produce a fart, I cannot accompany you, I cannot accompany you, you should find someone else."
Although that person was short, he was still significantly taller than Ren Tianqi. However, intimidated by his imposing presence, he quickly nodded in agreement
Ma Huajiao was indeed taken aback upon hearing this, thinking to herself: "If this little bastard dies, although I won't be in trouble, I will still have to spend money to smooth things over. My business is doing well now, and the people at the county office are becoming increasingly greedy, just waiting for an opportunity to extort me. It would take at least one hundred taels of silver to settle this matter. Bah, such an ugly little child is hardly worth my spending one hundred taels of silver."
Ren Tianqi rolled on the ground while intermittently saying: "Mom... Mom, damn it... Damn it, whether I cry... it's death, whether I laugh... it's also death. I just... I just want to laugh for you to see. If you have the guts, go ahead and kill me... if you kill me, you... you will also face the consequences."
Ren Tianqi looked but still listened to hetushu.com, and upon hearing that Ma Huajiao wanted someone to notify Bai Fangfang, he stood up and said: "A real man does things like a real man. Whether to kill or to cut, I will comply with your wishes. Whatever you want to do, just come at me."
The short and stout man thought to himself: "Is there really a doctor in this world who doesn't want money? This fellow is clearly after cash." However, the other party's affliction was truly alarming; if he were to contract it, it would be a matter of life and death. It would be better to part with some money to avoid disaster, so he decided to give him a few taels of silver to settle the matter.
When Ma Huajiao saw Ren Tianqi with a face full of red spots, his pants were missing, he had a large bump on his head, and his body was covered in bruises, making him look even more grotesque. She couldn't help but raise her hand to cover her nose and said: "That shameless woman surnamed Bai is always cursing me in my courtyard. Today, I will take this little bastard to deal with her. Go, inform Bai Fangfang to come and collect him. If she doesn't come, just say that I will send this little bastard to the authorities to be beaten to death"
Upon seeing the four thugs stop, he had no choice but to climb down the tree trunk. As soon as he got down, he was grabbed by the collar by the thug who had just been thrown to the ground, receiving two hard slaps that left him disoriented. Then, like a chick, he was lifted in the thug's hand. These thugs were hired by Ma Huajiao with a substantial sum to maintain order, and each of them had some skills. While Ren Tianqi could hold his own among children, he was utterly defenseless compared to these men.
Ren Tianqi was originally covered in wounds, feeling weak and powerless. However, upon lying on the ground and catching a glimpse of the crimson fairy seemingly wanting to look this way, he suddenly felt an unknown surge of strength. He slowly managed to crawl up, swaying unsteadily, and with great difficulty began to move outward, humming: "Charming adversary, wanting to kill me: today has finally arrived. Joyfully, I embrace you. You are charming all over; a hug dispels sorrow, an embrace alleviates gloom. Even if we cannot share the same pillow and bed, standing before me is also good..." This was precisely the tune that the girl from "Spring in Full Bloom" often sang to guests.
At this moment, someone below said: "This little rascal is quite cunning. Let’s not go up; instead, let’s throw stones at him from beneath the tree and see if he can hold his ground."
Ren Tianqi finished the last drop of urine, then smiled and began to sing: "Boys' urine, boys' urine, consume it to become an immortal and attain the Dao"
The old woman Liu next door quickly said: "Indeed, I heard that he is called Ren Tianqi, and he was picked up by Bai Fangfang at the entrance over a decade ago. He has never been a good student since childhood, and I never expected he would come to steal from our yard now"